Bloater

A combination of little exercise, two weeks in hotels, Christmas overeating, Winterspeck and Kummerspeck / Schmerzspeck has larded me with an extra five kilos over the last two months. My trousers are tighter and it's noticeably harder to cycle up hills.

It's time for a change to get me back to a sensible size.
Eat less, exercise more, lardarse.

If only.


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